![]() ![]() Seriously punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.” – Frank Ocean “If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face.I wouldn’t stand for that.” – Steve Martin “There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman.“I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.”.“Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.” – Miss Piggy.“I’m anxious for the day you realize I was the complete package after you have moved on to dog-faced uneducated hookers.”.“How am I supposed to forget you when every time I go outside I see things that remind me of you like garbage cans and dog shit.”.“There are always a few before-Valentine’s Day breakups that allow people to cancel reservations.” – John Imbergamo.“Couples don’t break up anymore, one person just acts like an asshole till the other person can’t take it anymore.”.“Let’s celebrate your breakup with a night out that produces enough awesome Facebook pictures he’ll have to see them.”.“I know the Bible talks about forgiveness and all but I’m pretty sure Jesus would hold my purse while I kicked your ass.”. ![]() “Your ex asking you to be friends after break up is like kidnappers asking you to keep in touch after letting you go.”.“My mother always told me to put things back where I found them…so I’m about to put this bitch in her place.”.Sometimes relationships end in order for you to wake up.” “Break ups aren’t always meant for make ups.“My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture.”.“Breakup with you on Facebook was the easiest way for me to let your friends know I was available.”.“When your ex says, “You’ll never find anyone like me again.” Tell him, “That’s the point, you idiot.”.“I used to think you took my breath away, but then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit.”.He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.” – Rita Rudner “All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.” – Mae West.“You talked about the future, and that freaked me out.“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because that asshole is finally someone else’s problem.”.“The best revenge against a woman who steals your man from you is to let her keep him.”.“Hate is such a luxurious emotion, it can only be spent on one we love.” – Bob Udkoff.I want to be able to tell people – I’m single.” “The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.”- Gwyneth Paltrow.“Next guy that breaks my heart is getting pepper sprayed, look now we both crying.”.“Two things: 1) Where have you been all my life? 2) Can you please go back there?”.“Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool, I’m eating a sandwich…want those leftovers too?”.“Our break up was due to religious differences.“I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost as if you’re here!” – Billy Ray Cyrus.“Every time I look at you, I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”- Oscar Levant.“Congratulations on your break up! Nobody could stand that bastard any way.”. ![]() “There’s something I’ve been wanting to say since the day we met….goodbye.”.“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly never paid for a divorce!”.I am a good breaker-upper.” – Simon Cowell “When you start fantasizing about his funeral, you know it’s over.”.“It’s not you, it’s me finally realizing you’re terrible for me.”.“Thanks for dating someone ugly after we broke up. ![]()
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